BAND MEMBERS:

ALI BELL : (Vocals)- Manic dancing lead singer who sweats more than he drinks.Loves Strawberry Mivvies backstage.Has a pet dog called Perineum.Favourite bands are Bladdered!! tribute act Blootered?? and Mrs Mills. 

 

DOUGIE MACKIE : (Bass/Backing Vocals)-Upside down bass player with a personal tea flask for practices.Hobbies include kite flying in Fife and collecting Hectors House annuals.Currently listing to anything by St Winifreds School Choir. 

 

FAT DAVE PATERSON:(Drums)Utter pest who thinks everything can be sorted with sticky tape.Self educated Dave does wine dancing most Saturdays at the Pine'N'Oak Cafe.A keen gardener and fisherman who has appeared on The Beechgrove Garden and has a column in Sport On Sunday.Into classical Jazz and Death Metal.

GORDON RAE : (Guitar)- The man of many lookalikes including Paul Mariner and Jaz Coleman!.Glass eyed Gordon recently formed a one man band called 'Me,Myself and Eye' and is set for summer run at Whitley Bay.Also a Safety Steward at Cowdenbeath stock-car racing.   

 

 

 

SCOTT STEEL : (Guitar/Backing Vocals)- Once confused dry ice for a smoking amp..whit chance have ye got? Once competed in the Scottish Knitting Championships in 1980.Teetotal Scott has collected autographs since 8 years old and has Judith Durham and Konrad Bartelski in his collection.Owns the whole back catalogue of  Mike and the Mechanics. 

 

 

 

 

 

GERRY MAHONEY : (Ventriloquist Dummy)- The sixth member of Bladdered!!.His 'gottle of geer' line is wearing a bit thin.

 

 

 

 

 FORMER MEMBERS:

GUY GIBSON 'GABE' : (Guitar)- Lover of power chords and Green Day,sadly died in 2001.

LIAM WILSON : (Drums)- Struggled to find a drum to stool to fit! Left in 1996.